We went on a 12 day cruise. We flew into Rome and went to Naples, Athens, Rhodes, Mykinos, Kusadisi (Turkey), Alexandria, Corfu and then back to Rome. We had a few sailing days. We met some fabulous people whilst we were away. On our trip along the Amalfi Coast we met Julie and Dave (who I will talk about later), and Sheila. It was Sheila's birthday the day after the trip and we were invited for champagne and cake(s). Well, we didnt want to refuse when alcohol and cake were mentioned (you know how easily persuaded I am when it comes to food and alcohol!).
You may have heard that cruises are about:
GOOD FOOD
Well to a certain degree that's right. You can eat at any time during the day, from room service, to the "Winjammer" (self service restaurant - eat what you want, when you want and as much as you want and I can assure you people do!) and there is a main restaurant. We only use room service for breakfast - especially when it is a 'sailing day' as the Winjammer is a little busy! We ordered our breakfast (for the following morning). I didn't think I would want to eat too much (it is rather difficult to make a decision about breakfast when it is 2am!), so thought we would just order one cooked breakfast, some coffee and pastries (well, you have to don't you!). At 08:30 they delivered our breakfast VIA A FOOD TROLLEY - I think the waiter must have thought we were entertaining ! Two plates with bacon / sausage / egg / hash browns etc. fresh rolls, fruit juice, 2 x pots of coffee and 10 different pastries! We did our best to eat some of it! We learned our lesson (so we thought), so the next time we ordered breakfast via room service, we carefully completed the form at a sensible time and expected to be delivered 2 x breakfasts and a pot of coffee - next morning at 08:30, Gerry rang us to make sure it was OK to deliver our eagerly awaited breakfast and we ended up with 1 pot of coffee and a bread roll! Undaunted, we thought we would give it one more attempt, surely we could get it right this time !! Form completed we waited for Gerry to phone us and deliver pastries for one and 2 x pots of coffee - we got 1 pot of coffee and 2 x breakfasts and no pastries! Needless to say, we didn't attempt to order breakfast again via this method !
VISITING NEW PLACES
Yes, I guess it is, we went to Athens and went to the Acropolis along with thousands of other people. I don't want to appear as if I am moaning, because I am not, but it was SO busy, and then to make matters worse when we were trying to return to the ship we were told there was a 'protest' (or similar) taking place very near to the Acropolis which meant we had to take a detour to get back (more about coach journeys later!) to the ship. We eventually got back (2 hours later) after we had dropped off some mad folk who wanted to do some shopping (why?).
Another eventful trip was to the Pyramids. Before I start, I want to say we had a wonderful day and I am so glad I can cross the Pyramids off my list of "places to visit", but it was a long day! We boarded our coach at the dock and had to wait until all the coaches were ready to go as we were to travel in convoy. Armed guards were put on some of the coaches! (Where were we going to!!!) We were on the two seats just by the steps which went down to the loo on the coach and we were in Egypt!!! (I will make no further mention about the loo as some of you may have only just eaten). I couldnt get my legs in front of me when I sat down properly, so had to sit with my legs dangling in the walk-way for the FULL journey. We then left the dock and travelled to Cairo. Two and a half hours later we spotted the Pyramids and the coach suddenly got noisier (well, not the actual coach, but the people on it!) and we drove up to the parking area and our guide gave us a few tips as to how to deal with all the people who were about to great us - the camel driver / the boss of the camel driver / the police / the policeman on the camel / the armed policemen / the sellers. (I have been to Egypt before and I had forgotten how persistent these guys can be, even the Police wanted us to tip them (for what I am not too sure)). I think the most amusing was the policeman who kept blowing his whistle and asking me if we wanted to 'touch it', you come over here and 'touch it' - I think he wanted me to touch the Pyramid (well, thats what I thought, I could quite easily have been mistaken and missed out on something really interesting!) and then of course we would have had to pay him. Another policeman wanted a tip for shielding the sun from Tom's eyes as he took a photo, he then tried to take the camera off Tom! We only had to endure this for approx. 45 minutes, then off to the viewing area where we could capture a photo of all the pyramids and more people wanting to take money from us. Eventually we were driven to a beautiful hotel where we had lunch. A trip around Geeza and Cairo and then to the museum. One further stop off at a Papyrus factory - (why on earth anyone would want to know how to make papyrus is beyond me, but if you do know of anyone who does, then please let me know and I will share my newly gained knowledge) then home, well thats what we thought, until a couple on the coach unwrapped their newly bought drawing (on Papyrus) only to find it wasnt what they thought they had bought !!! 45 minutes (and still sat in the seats just up from the loo) later we were still parked up outside a car park being hassled by even more people wanting us to purchase their items they thought we couldnt live without!! which brings me back to the coach....... the engine kept cutting out, we would be steaming along then come to a stop. The groans on the coach kept getting louder and louder we must have 'stopped' at least 5 times on the way back (which doesnt sound a lot, but when you are sat on a cramped coach near to the toilet ...... need I say more). We returned to our ship over an hour late, but were greated by some rather hunky men in their naval uniforms handing out cold handcloths and drinks and welcoming us back 'home' - it was all worthwhile !
MEETING NEW PEOPLE:
We met a lot of great people. We 'dined' each evening with Eddie and Wendy. We had a great laugh with them every evening, well we thought we did, but for some reason we didn't meet up with them again during the evenings - we are not too sure why? Tom said it was because they wanted to go to the show and have a quiet drink and we wanted to go to the Casino then disco and drink lots!! I must add at this point, it wasn't me who wanted to do the drinking, that was until I realised they sold smirnoff ice. We met Dave and Julie on our trip along the Amalfi Coast, Julie was originally from Warrington but had emigrated 30 years previously and had met Dave fallen in love and then married. What good company they both were and I am pleased to say Julie had instilled those good old English traditions on the family, steak & kidney pie, Lancashire hot pot and black pudding! Their description of their lives in Canada sounded idyllic until we got to know them a little bit better and then the real truth emerged!
Their dentist was a 5 hour round trip! There were more moose in the area than there were people in the town! (As Dave shoots this was an advantage as there was no need to go to the supermarket for meat as they had a regular supply of moose-burgers, moose-sausages, moose-stew - I think you get the general gist of having a "shooting licence"). Bears were sometimes spotted in the garden (you are not allowed to shoot the bears so the "shooting licence" was completely useless at this point!). The temperature dropped to minus 40 in the winter! Apparently if you are dressed properly this isnt really a problem. One of the most essential items in your wardrobe is your 'beaver hat' !!! (I am sure M&S will have a large selection). Whilst we are talking about 'stocking up the freezer' Dave is also a keen fisherman (yes, he has a licence for this as well!). He regularly does his fishing in the local lakes and even manages to fish in winter. There are a few essentials you need in the winter for fishing (in the Lake District this is just a fishing rod and a few worms), not so in Canada, you need a skidoo, fishing tent, your 'beaver hat' and a gas powered drill. The tent is obviously to keep you warm whilst you are doing your fishing, the beaver hat doesnt need any explanation and the drill, what else would you need a drill for on a frozen lake? Its to drill the hole to put your rod in !!
I learned so much whilst talking to Julie and Dave, I know how to fish in the winter (not too sure about the beaver hat though), and I also know what I need to take with me when I am travelling on a long journey (during the winter months) - a box of matches, a candle and an empty can of beans. Not really what I take with me when I am travelling by car, for me its my hand bag, mobile phone, perfume and perhaps a shovel! Apparently this lot would be useless (well, perhaps the shovel might be of some use). So for those of you who are thinking of driving in the winter your essential items are listed above - apparently when you get into any difficulty, you light your candle, place in the empty bean can and this will generate enough heat to keep you alive .... simple really! (Makes my trips to Manchester look really simple now).
We heard so many tales of what it is like to live in an area with Bears, skunks (yes, skunks), and moose. The funniest was re a japanese visitor to the country who had landed at the airport and taken a car and had decided to drive in the dark across the country. He was spotted by the local police with a huge hole in the windscreen speeding back to the airport, apparently on questioning he had been driving along and had been attacked by a "huge monster" - the monster was a moose. (Obviously if Dave had been there the freezer would have been full for the rest of the year!).Hopefully one day we will meet up again as I feel we have only touched the surface with 'life in Canada'. (The good news is that we have regular eMails and photos from them and it doesnt look as if they are going to do an Eddie and Wendy!).
All I can say now is that we are looking forward to our next cruise (to Russia) and perhaps we may be able to purchase a 'beaver hat' !!!
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